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Score: 10
Ice Cream Man!

"Familiar from another song,"

submission: Ice Cream Man!
date: November 23, 2009

I remember the beggining of this song was the beggining of another song i heard on the radio... And the words were "I drowned in a river of denial" and "I ???'ed up ???'ed up cleaned up All my broken things..."

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Score: 10
There lurking

"They are stalking you"

submission: There lurking
date: October 14, 2009

A office worker, he hated his job but he got payed 50 every week. He was doing his work when suddenly he saw another worker rip up his paper. He was barely fierce of anything so he wouldnt be so scared of what happens. Not even a spider crawling up him. The worker turned to him and pointed. Then he had a vision of the worker jumping out the window. He went to get some coffee. He saw the tv and the creepiest song he had ever heard in reverse was on. He was pretty wierded out, not scared though. He tripped as if something made him. He turned around and he saw a dead body gurgling blood. He wasnt scared yet, but he looked out the window. He saw a machete carrying freak walk in. He heard tons of screams. He thought that he was next, but he took the elevator down to run and get his wife. To leave. 3 Loud bump's stopped the elevator. The power was out too. He said " What the heck is going on?!" a machete popped out of the door. He jumped back in shock. He grabbed the machete and tried to pull it. It ripped his hand's when it pulled back. The machete suddenly started cutting the door open. His hands were ripped up so he couldnt punch (suck's because he could knock anything back with a push or punch) The elevator door opened and he saw a bloody dripping freak. A bloody outfit, blood dripping from its mouth and it looked like it had been cut opened. It walked twoard it and stabbed him through the wall. He gurgled blood and fell. The mysteriouse butcher put something in his cut. Some type of silcer liquid. He got back up later to haunt more pedestrians. He went outside and leaped twoard a man. He pinned him to the ground and ripped his insides out. The butcher also put the liquid in the mans nails. So the world is filled with brutal homicidals. The end.

October 15, 2009

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Nice story. :)

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Score: 10
Desert Dream

"This story."

submission: Desert Dream
date: October 1, 2009

A iraq group that was in WW2 blew everything up with a tank. (just to test it) A american that didnt die in world war 2 survived and couldnt find his way out of the dessert. He walked around and everyone was staring at him in a creepy angry way.
He felt scared in a way, but also angry enough to kill someone. He was equipped with a knife and felt safe with just that, but then a few terrorist tripped him. They managed to tie him up. He woke up in the darkness, seeing 2 shadows. He realized he was restrained from doing anything. The 2 terrorist showed up with a crowbar and a machete. They asked him a few questions about WW2 and he didnt answer.
They scraped him with the machete and asked him again. He thought for a second.
He got mad. He realized all his friends some of his family and allot more got killed.
He got mad again. He tried to break the rope with all his might. He ripped a little bit of it. He kept trying while the terrorist were still waiting for a answer. He managed to finally rip out of the rope. He was as mad as heck as he pulled out his knife and
ripped one of the terrorist's stomach open and pulled out a chord choking the
other terrorist. He felt wierd, he felt suicidal because all his family, friends, and
fellow soldiers died. He took his knife and slit his own throat. The end.

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Score: 10
-Dead Space-

"Story"

submission: -Dead Space-
date: October 1, 2009

One day, The army needed satalite to test there new weapon. The space pilots agreed and went to fix the satalite. They went up into space and went ahead and got there tools. They accidently dropped them into the black field of no gravity. So they decided that they should go back to earth. They accidently crashed into many parts. One of the pilots lost the helmet and died of no air. Space was windy. The wind was going toward the sun. And one of the pilots flew towards the sun helpless and scared. So its just 2 pilots left. They were stuck on the planet til someone else could find them. They didnt want to wait so they decided to try to kill each other. One died by strangling him but there was one more person. He took a shard from the ship and stabbed himself in the neck. He died because it was a big shard. So the army decided to test it anyway and it discnergrated everyone who was 40 miles upon it. The world is dark And darkness is the world.

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Score: 10
-Underwater Madness-

"This songs story : Deep sea death"

date: September 29, 2009

A deep sea diver was going to the abyss looking for new fish never seen before.
He was in a cage to prevent and dangerouse fish. He saw some weird fish'es. He told them to bring him up. they didnt listen. A shark jumped on the boat and killed the passengers. So he was stuck down there where no one could see him and HE couldnt see either. He was in the abyss hungry thirsty and sad. Worried out of his mind that they were dead. He was great friends so he could trust them. He saw some dangerouse looking fish. One fish was a fish with tentacles pretty small and a hole with teeth on the inside. (if you ever played half life 2 then it looked like the inside of a headcrab) So as he was there he couldve killed himself easily but very painful. Take off the suit and drown. But he found out a way to open the cage. He did. And the fish that he saw attached to him and started sucking a hole into him. Blood was everywhere. It attracted more dangerouse fish and sharks and other fish. He died a torture sea death and floated to the top. Some holes were so deep you could see the skeleton and scraped everywhere he was pretty torn up. Hoped you like yet again :D.

September 30, 2009

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Ohhh creepy!

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Score: 10
-Ambience of Space (Light)-

"Dont mind another story do you?"

date: September 29, 2009

A worker at a space station was about to launch. He felt very scared because it was his first time. And he was also scared that it would crash or fail. The other astronauts tried to make him feel better. And the shuttel launched to the moon in a sucsess. The moon was filled with lonliness and quiet bitterness. They split up. A half hour passes he searched everywhere and he found nothing. Then he found a bunch of piled up astronauts bones crumbled to the ground. He was scared out of his mind and he ran back to the shuttle. He didnt know how to use it so he tried to communicate with the station workers. All he heard was static sound. Then he saw some creature of some type running twoard him. A alien maybe. He didnt care he just wanted to get out. He felt mad and ready to kick some butt. He went twoard the creature and punched and kicked it. His feet and hand got caught and started to get sucked into the creature. He started to see his bones in the creature. and fell down dead. A clean skeleton. The end. (twisted ending huh?) I hope you liked yet again.

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Score: 10
- Horror Field -

"Yet another story :D"

submission: - Horror Field -
date: September 29, 2009

So im in a cornfield. Things arent looking right. And its halloween. My most hated holiday. As i go back to the farm i see a butcher walking back into the shadows. I checked to see if it was a halloween trick. Unfortuantly, it wasnt. As i growned scared I got a bigger suprise. All the farm animals were dead. Cows were Chopped up. Chickens looked burned. And the dogs were laying down dead. As i got scared and called 911 i only got a error tone in responce. I got my car and got the heck out of there. Aparently one of my tires were flat. I decided i might as well walk. The street was pretty busy so i went into the forest. Tarauntulas, Pythons And i also heard a few ghost moaning sounds. As i got scared, i heard a chainsaw. A tree crumpled and i got crushed suddenly. And it was the end of my life.

September 30, 2009

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Oh thats pretty creepy!

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Score: 10
Molson Canadian Mega Keg

"Army War etc."

date: September 29, 2009

This would be great in a war game or war flash

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Score: 10
- Underground Pathways -

"I love making stories for you :D"

date: September 29, 2009

This one is short. As i entered a underground pathway, i started to feel pretty weird. I checked around to see if anyone is just playing i little trick on me. Nothing in a result. When i just wanted to leave and forget this place the doors closed and welded shut. Then i thought someone was playing a trick on me. And the lights went out and a storm started. I started to think "Who's going to save me? Who's going to find out that im here?! WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT OR DRINK TO SURVIVE!!!?"
Then i layed down sad and worried. Then i suddenly heard noises. I also heard something that made me happy! I heard 2 cops asking the person who locked me in "What do you think your doing? "And i started to hear the doors breaking.
2 Cops found me and arrested the guy. I have never been so happy and grateful. And thats the end. Hoped you liked :D.

September 30, 2009

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I love reading stories. :)

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Score: 10
Cyrptic Temple

"Sweet. Heres your story."

submission: Cyrptic Temple
date: September 29, 2009

I got a story too.
As i entered a mansion i saw dismembered corpses everywhere. I got a huge chill knowing that, that scene would be stuck in my head. As i checked more places. Only to hear a strange sound. It was a little girl singing a weird song. I felt fierce but then something that made me want to leave the place happened. I entered a room with 666 scratched into all the walls and roofs and floors and tons of evil possessed pictures in it. It looked like a sad soulless little boy was moving towards me. I thought it was my mind thus giving a little hope that i havent gone crazy. I was hoping that this was a nightmare so i wouldnt have to experience this that long. But i was wrong. As i just wanted to go home i took my stuff and ran like heck to the main room only to see that the doors were gone. I felt like this was hell but i wanted to have faith of getting out of this nightmare alive. I managed to find a clock. It apparently was 4:26 am. I checked my watch and it wasnt there anymore. I remember it being 3:38 when i entered. Then i heard a sound that gave me a chill. I heard a yell of someguy being brutaly tortured, or thats what it sounded like. I saw a shadow upstairs and i followed as my stupididity made me. When i entered the room i saw a corpse whom mouth stitched shut, elbows razored and eyes gouged out. And yet, no weapons to end this living heck. I checked everywhere to find supplies or weapons. I cheered as i saw a window. I barely could see it through all the darkness. I walked toward it. I saw a man who had been peeled all around for a mili second yelling "TURN BACK!" he dissapeared and so did the window. I moaned wondering what did i do to desserver this nightmare. And no result. So i searched more and more for supplies. Nothing. Then suddenly a pitch black hallway came into my sight. I heard a bunch of undead souning screeches in it. So i didnt feel safe and brave enough to go in. I turned around to only see a dead looking doll that had been tortured. It was moving slowely towards me from what it seemed. Dolls were the least of my fears so i went and kicked it straight
in the head. I knocked it off and blood was splatting everywhere. I Was weirded out because dolls are plastic. As i got the courage to go into the hallway i ran. I was bloody mad and i wanted to escape. And i wasnt going to let a hallway of what sounded like the undead get in my way. It couldve been another illusion anyway. So i got my fist out ready to rip some heads off with all my strength. Nothing was there. I sighed in relief. I checked more rooms. A bathroom of a kid whom drowned in the bathtub. I checked the mirror only to see a dead tortured version of me in it. I checked the cabinets for weapons or anything and nothing.
As i grown tired, mad, and weary. I decided that i might as well stop looking and
Think. As the random laughs and the illusions tried to block my thinking it didnt.
I finally decided that i could hold my breath to kill myself. I got an item to squeeze. And it worked. So as i lay dead in the bathroom floor i started to see myself rot. And i woke up. I hope you enjoyed :D. I spent a while making this.

September 30, 2009

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Nice. I like reading in-depth reviews.

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